Single for 15+ years after an insane divorce, I dipped my foot back in the dating pond about a year ago. Oh, I swam in it right after my divorce but decided I was still too raw and was attracting the wrong kind of men.
Ok, it has been 15 years, I am WAY over the pain and the men are even more wrong. And this is the blog to prove it.
Some rules/housekeeping:
1. Some of you may be my Facebook friends, please forgive some double posts as I have some pretty good stuff I want to use on here as well. I promise (ouch) to have new material . Which means I have to meet more of these goofballs.
2. To the men I have met online and have since become friends, you will not see yourselves on here - unless you want to be a guest contributor. I am loyal and the reason you are my friend is that you do not need to put down bread crumbs to make it home at night.
3. I may post pics with faces blurred out. If you have put your pic on one of these sights and you have the dirty toilet seat up or it is a pic of your crotch, you have given up your right to some privacy. But I won't show faces or reveal names. I don't want to be sued. I do want to show my single friends what to be wary of. However, if you are a scammer: Russian or Nigerian. I will post everything. You are scum and should be run out of town on a rail.
Ok, that is done. Now on to my stories. Let's start today with types of wrong:
First and foremost - scammers.
1. Usually from Nigeria or Russia. They will usually be from another city or out of the country as a either military or contracting. Profile will sound perfect. (they usually steal from a legitimate profile) First email will be perfect as well. Second email will usually fall apart pretty quickly.
2. Example: I was chatting with a guy who told me he one two children and wanted me to hit him up with passion. Another asked me, "what is this zumba dance?" A good old boy from north Georgia would not use that phrase.
I usually go off on them in a very non lady like manner (think four letter words) and they back off. If anyone asks you for money, run, don't hide. Or I can give you my ex's banking information and you can give them that. LOL!
Till next time..happy dating!
third try... NOW i see why people have trouble with my blog on blogspot. So glad yo are doing this!
ReplyDeleteso maybe put the settings where you don't have to do that captcha or whatever the F#^% it's called....the thing to prove you're not a robot. I just created a new google account to come here. Cause my blog google account was under my husband's name since he set it up for me. I hope to fix it later so it says jocucina instead.
ReplyDeleteyeah those capchas thingies are murder.
ReplyDeleteI especially get a kick out of responding to the foreigners who try to confiscate money out of you. Clue # 1....they don't know how to write proper English. I play this game called "See if you get my money." I asked them "Where can I send it? " Then later on I tell them "Ok, it's there, you can pick it up ". Then they ask me for the number to pick it up at & I make one up. When they send about 10 emails saying it's not the number, that's when I say every cuss word known to man! I have to repent it's so bad! LOL
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